Secret Ageint Man

Secret Ageint Man’s “Brilliant Criminal of the Day", is brought to you by your big, green, crime-fighting machine, Ageint Security. These reports are compiled by Ageint Security's Secret Ageint Man, or SAM for short. Note to reader: SAM isn't actually short… He's just not very tall for his weight. The stories you're about to read are true, the name of the perpetrators have been disguised using a very sophisticated algorithm to protect the creeps, I mean the innocent.


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Hanging out in a parking lot forging credit cards and using/selling drugs can be very exhausting. I suppose that’s why our Brilliant Criminal couple where found sleeping in their car slash motel room in the parking lot of the local Hobby Lobby. Deputies found the couple making credit cards using stolen information, not to mention […]

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Today’s Brilliant Criminal is feared by pickup trucks everywhere. It’s the story of 22 year old Saldana Emanda who was involved in a disturbance at a local establishment on CR-2343. It’s not mentioned in the police report but I would bet my keyboard that the disturbance involved excessive consumption of alcohol. I say this because […]

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Last week Timothy Adam Dilley, our perp, jacked a vehicle that had as one of it’s many accessories, a very capable GPS system. Because of this, the vehicle’s owner was able to report his vehicles location to police on a minute by minute basis. When the stolen vehicle appeared to be parked near FM 1488 […]

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Today’s Brilliant Criminal story teaches us two important truths about criminal life. Here is my report: Early Saturday morning a K9 Officer in Spendora spotted a northbound vehicle driven by our Brilliant Criminal, Edward Rodriguez Jr, with his friend Shayne Davis riding shotgun. Note: when I say K9 Officer here I mean an Officer with […]

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Our Brilliant Criminal of the day today hails from Livingston, Texas. It’s the story of 34 year old Thomas Stewart Holcomb – alleged bank robber. I use the term alleged due to the unusual aspects of this crime. On Monday, November 19th. Right before lunch, Tom paid a visit to the First National Bank in […]

Armed Robbery

A little after 6 pm on Tuesday, our Brilliant Criminal, 33 year old Daniel Anthony Canada, was driving down Highway 59 in Liberty County minding his own business. He had probably smoked enough dope to make him not worry about the fact that his driver’s license wasn’t valid… and maybe he was just a little […]

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Anytime a guy walks into a store called ‘Zone D’ Erotica’ at 2 A.M… you know something is amiss! And, that’s exactly what happened when a guy with a Brilliant Criminal vibe walked into the Zone D’ Erotica store… in the middle of the night. Loosely translated from it’s Latin roots to English, Zone D’ […]

Armed Robbery

Our Brilliant Criminal of the day today is brought to you by Veteran owned and operated, Ageint Security. It’s the story of 36 year old Preston Tyler of New Caney, who was being stopped for a turn signal violation. Apparently, Preston had a few items he wanted to throw away before talking to law enforcement, […]

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Our Brilliant Criminal of the day today is brought to you by the BIG Green Crime Fighting Machine – Ageint Security. It’s a tale that graphically illustrates why male juveniles under the age of 18 years should be home in bed BEFORE 10 p.m. on a school night. But instead, at a little after 10 […]

Armed Robbery

Wednesday night just after 7pm, Jo Nell Soto was out on US 59 when she made a couple of mistakes. Her biggest mistake was getting high and then getting behind the wheel of her car. At about this same time a DPS Trooper was out on US 59 when he stopped a vehicle for a […]

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