Secret Ageint Man

Secret Ageint Man’s “Brilliant Criminal of the Day", is brought to you by your big, green, crime-fighting machine, Ageint Security. These reports are compiled by Ageint Security's Secret Ageint Man, or SAM for short. Note to reader: SAM isn't actually short… He's just not very tall for his weight. The stories you're about to read are true, the name of the perpetrators have been disguised using a very sophisticated algorithm to protect the creeps, I mean the innocent.


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Our Brilliant Criminal of the day today is the less-than-honorable James Raymond Shipp or Jimmy for short. It seems that this past Saturday a Deputy Constable tried to pull over the gray truck Jimmy was driving for expired registration. Now, like most people I am no saint, and have been on occasion guilty of driving […]

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Our Brilliant Criminal of the day today is 63 year old Larry Wagstaff.  Larry’s troubles all began when the Montgomery County Sheriff’s Office Auto Theft Task Force spotted a stolen vehicle being listed for sale on Craig’s List. It didn’t take the Task Force long to verify that the vehicle was in fact stolen. Then, […]

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Our Brilliant Criminal of the day today is 1,000 words long: The rider was uninjured. The motorcycle was totaled. He was fleeing police when he lost control. The End. Brought to you be Ageint Security – Short on words long on protection!  

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Tuesday afternoon 27 year old Haley Alyssa Moody of Cleveland, walked onto the property of Big Tex Trailer, got into a PT Cruiser and sped off. Normally, speeding off in a PT Cruiser isn’t that big a deal, but in this case it was… since Haley didn’t actually own the PT Cruiser in question. Employees […]

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Michael James McManus, 28, of Houston had his audition for his entry into my Brilliant Criminal report while driving southbound on US 59 this past week. Montgomery County Precinct 4 Constables attempted to stop Mike, but it wasn’t until our Brilliant Criminal reached Humble that he finally pulled over. To his credit, Mike didn’t follow […]

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Looking for today’s Brilliant Criminal I found this headline: “MAN ARRESTED AFTER GOING AROUND BARRICADES AND HAVING TO BE RESCUED FROM THE TRINITY RIVER”. While the man was arrested and faces a pretty stiff fine, I can see calling him reckless, and I can see where he endangered the life of a minor, but making […]

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Our Brilliant Criminal of the day today is 48 year old Paul Robert Cantrell. I’m guessing he goes by the familiar form of his middle name or “Bob”… probably with two Os. The beginning of the end for Bob’s life of crime all started when Bob snatched the purse of a woman who was able […]

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This past Friday night two very experienced Brilliant Criminals – 46 year old Janice Marie Celestine and 43 year old Rosaline Evette Webster were out on the town plying their trade (As experienced felons)… and by the end of the night the final score was Constables 2, Brilliant Criminals 0. It seems that some time […]

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Today’s Brilliant Criminal brought to you by Veteran Owned and Operated, Ageint Security. Note: Some people might have a problem calling a drunk driver a criminal, but that’s definitively not me! Saturday at just after 11:30 pm an alert motorist phoned in a report of a motorist driving down US59 near SH 242 in a […]

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Hanging out in a parking lot forging credit cards and using/selling drugs can be very exhausting. I suppose that’s why our Brilliant Criminal couple where found sleeping in their car slash motel room in the parking lot of the local Hobby Lobby. Deputies found the couple making credit cards using stolen information, not to mention […]

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