January 15, 2019

How Many Years Would You Give Him?

Our Brilliant Criminal of the day today is the less-than-honorable James Raymond Shipp or Jimmy for short. It seems that this past Saturday a Deputy Constable tried to pull over the gray truck Jimmy was driving for expired registration.

Now, like most people I am no saint, and have been on occasion guilty of driving with expired tags. Like most people, I also pull over when those flashing red lights turn on behind me… as the alternative is always way more expensive and usually way more inconvenient (were talking jail time).

With the number of crimes James has committed in the past, most people would assume that James would know better than to try and ditch the long arm of the Deputy’s radio, but alas, I guess I give way too much credit to the mental prowess of Brilliant Criminals.

Jimmy put the pedal to the metal – First running a red light, then recklessly swerving in and out of traffic while trying to ditch the red flashing lights. It was only a matter of time before Jimmy began to show off his mad Brilliant Criminal driving skills by crashing through the backyard fence of a residence, taking out a light pole, and a telephone box…  Plus, he destroyed the pickup truck he was driving!

I would have felt a little better if Jimmy had destroyed his truck with his antics, but no, the truck he was driving was stolen, and someone else is paying the price for Jimmy’s stupidity.  Jimmy has two felony warrants for Unauthorized Use of Motor Vehicle and Unlawful Carry of a Weapon by a Felon. Additional charges are another Unauthorized Use of Motor Vehicle, plus two counts of Unauthorized Carry of Weapon by a Felon… Oh yeah, and Evading in Vehicle.  The good news is that hopefully these charges will keep Jimmy busy for 3 to 5 years!

The Brilliant Criminal today brought to you by: Ageint Security – The BIG GREEN Crime Fighting Machine.

comments +

  1. Leona Gertelman

    March 10th, 2019 at 6:45 pm

    It is truly a great and useful piece of info. I?¦m glad that you shared this helpful info with us. Please keep us up to date like this. Thank you for sharing.

  2. minecraft

    April 12th, 2019 at 2:42 am

    Greetings, I do believe your web site might be having internet browser compatibility problems.

    Whenever I take a look at your website in Safari, it looks fine however when opening in I.E., it’s got some overlapping issues.
    I just wanted to give you a quick heads up!
    Other than that, excellent site!

  3. minecraft

    April 12th, 2019 at 5:06 am

    I know this if off topic but I’m looking into starting my own blog and was curious what all is
    required to get setup? I’m assuming having a blog like yours would cost a pretty penny?
    I’m not very web savvy so I’m not 100% certain. Any tips or advice would be greatly
    appreciated. Appreciate it

  4. tinyurl.com

    April 15th, 2019 at 8:51 pm

    Hello! I could have sworn I’ve visited this site before but after looking at a few of the articles I realized it’s new to me.
    Anyways, I’m certainly pleased I found it and I’ll be book-marking it and checking back frequently!

  5. minecraft

    April 16th, 2019 at 8:26 pm

    Hello there! This post couldn’t be written any better! Looking through this post reminds me of
    my previous roommate! He always kept talking about this. I most certainly will forward
    this article to him. Fairly certain he’ll have
    a good read. I appreciate you for sharing!

  6. minecraft

    April 17th, 2019 at 2:54 pm

    It’s actually a great and helpful piece of info. I am satisfied that you just shared this helpful info with us.

    Please stay us up to date like this. Thank you for sharing.

  7. tinyurl.com

    April 19th, 2019 at 1:26 pm

    Hi there, I discovered your site by way of Google whilst searching for a similar matter, your website
    got here up, it appears to be like good. I’ve bookmarked
    it in my google bookmarks.
    Hi there, just was alert to your blog through Google, and found that it’s really informative.
    I’m gonna be careful for brussels. I will be grateful if
    you continue this in future. A lot of people might be benefited from your writing.
    Cheers!

  8. minecraft

    April 21st, 2019 at 5:47 am

    If you would like to obtain much from this paragraph then you have to apply these
    strategies to your won weblog.

  9. minecraft

    April 22nd, 2019 at 10:35 am

    Undeniably imagine that which you stated. Your favourite justification seemed to be on the internet the simplest thing to remember of.
    I say to you, I definitely get annoyed while folks think about concerns that they plainly don’t understand about.
    You controlled to hit the nail upon the highest as neatly as defined out the entire thing without having side effect ,
    other folks can take a signal. Will probably
    be again to get more. Thanks

  10. minecraft

    April 23rd, 2019 at 10:17 pm

    Ahaa, its fastidious discussion regarding this paragraph at this place at this webpage, I
    have read all that, so at this time me also commenting here.

  11. gamefly free trial

    May 1st, 2019 at 8:16 am

    Hello! Would you mind if I share your blog with my zynga
    group? There’s a lot of folks that I think would really enjoy your content.
    Please let me know. Thank you

  12. gamefly free trial

    May 1st, 2019 at 10:36 am

    It is the best time to make some plans for the future and it’s time to be happy.
    I have read this post and if I could I wish to suggest you some interesting things or tips.
    Perhaps you can write next articles referring to this article.
    I wish to read even more things about it!

  13. gamefly

    May 1st, 2019 at 2:10 pm

    There’s definately a lot to find out about this issue. I really like all the points you made.

  14. gamefly free trial

    May 2nd, 2019 at 12:45 pm

    Thanks very nice blog!

  15. gamefly

    May 3rd, 2019 at 4:51 pm

    Very great post. I simply stumbled upon your blog and wanted
    to mention that I’ve really enjoyed surfing around your blog posts.
    After all I will be subscribing to your feed and I’m hoping you write again soon!

  16. gamefly free trial

    May 4th, 2019 at 3:51 am

    Thanks for another informative blog. Where else may I am
    getting that kind of information written in such a perfect approach?
    I’ve a mission that I am simply now working on, and I’ve been at the
    look out for such information.

  17. gamefly

    May 4th, 2019 at 6:06 pm

    Please let me know if you’re looking for a writer for your weblog.
    You have some really great articles and I believe I would be a good asset.
    If you ever want to take some of the load off, I’d really like to write some content for your blog in exchange for a link back to mine.

    Please shoot me an email if interested. Cheers!

  18. gamefly

    May 5th, 2019 at 8:24 pm

    Greetings! Very useful advice in this particular article!
    It is the little changes that will make the greatest changes.
    Thanks for sharing!

  19. minecraft free download

    May 6th, 2019 at 8:48 pm

    Fantastic post however , I was wanting to know if you could write a litte more on this topic?
    I’d be very thankful if you could elaborate a little bit more.
    Kudos!

  20. minecraft download mojang

    May 9th, 2019 at 12:24 am

    Hello just wanted to give you a quick heads up and let you know a few
    of the images aren’t loading correctly. I’m not sure why
    but I think its a linking issue. I’ve tried it in two different internet browsers and both show the same outcome.

  21. minecraft download free pc

    May 9th, 2019 at 3:37 pm

    Your style is really unique in comparison to other folks I’ve read stuff from.

    Thank you for posting when you’ve got the opportunity, Guess
    I will just bookmark this web site.

  22. minecraft pc download

    May 10th, 2019 at 3:30 am

    Hmm it looks like your blog ate my first comment (it was super long) so I guess I’ll just sum it up what I had written and say,
    I’m thoroughly enjoying your blog. I as well am an aspiring blog blogger
    but I’m still new to everything. Do you have any recommendations for
    beginner blog writers? I’d certainly appreciate it.

  23. g

    May 11th, 2019 at 12:02 am

    Because the admin of this site is working, no doubt very soon it
    will be renowned, due to its quality contents.

  24. g

    May 11th, 2019 at 9:39 pm

    Hey I know this is off topic but I was wondering if you knew of any widgets I could add to my blog that automatically
    tweet my newest twitter updates. I’ve been looking for a plug-in like this for quite some time and
    was hoping maybe you would have some experience with something like this.

    Please let me know if you run into anything. I truly enjoy reading your blog and I look forward to your new updates.

  25. g

    May 13th, 2019 at 5:43 am

    I have been surfing online greater than 3 hours these days, but I never discovered any attention-grabbing
    article like yours. It is beautiful price sufficient for me.
    Personally, if all webmasters and bloggers made just right content material as you
    probably did, the web will likely be a lot more useful than ever before.

  26. g

    May 13th, 2019 at 9:06 am

    You ought to take part in a contest for one of
    the most useful websites online. I most certainly will highly recommend this site!

  27. minecraft download free pc

    May 14th, 2019 at 11:31 am

    Have you ever considered creating an e-book or guest authoring on other sites?
    I have a blog based on the same topics you discuss and would really like to
    have you share some stories/information. I know my
    readers would value your work. If you’re even remotely interested,
    feel free to shoot me an email.

  28. minecraft free download pc

    May 16th, 2019 at 11:02 am

    Having read this I thought it was really enlightening.
    I appreciate you finding the time and energy to put this informative article together.
    I once again find myself personally spending way too much
    time both reading and leaving comments. But so what, it was still worthwhile!

  29. how to download minecraft

    May 16th, 2019 at 2:34 pm

    I pay a visit day-to-day some web pages and websites to
    read posts, but this webpage presents quality based
    content.

  30. how to download minecraft free

    May 16th, 2019 at 9:03 pm

    Hurrah, that’s what I was looking for, what a material!
    present here at this webpage, thanks admin of this
    website.

  31. download minecraft free

    May 17th, 2019 at 2:28 pm

    With havin so much written content do you ever run into any
    issues of plagorism or copyright violation? My website has a lot of unique content
    I’ve either authored myself or outsourced but it looks like a lot of it is popping it
    up all over the web without my permission. Do you know
    any methods to help stop content from being ripped off?
    I’d definitely appreciate it.

  32. minecraft download pc

    May 17th, 2019 at 6:56 pm

    I’m extremely inspired with your writing talents as smartly as
    with the structure to your blog. Is this a paid topic or did you customize it
    yourself? Anyway keep up the excellent high quality writing,
    it is rare to peer a great weblog like this one today..

  33. how to get help in windows 10

    May 20th, 2019 at 8:25 am

    I am in fact happy to glance at this webpage posts which includes
    lots of useful data, thanks for providing these kinds of information.

  34. nagelsalon breda

    May 20th, 2019 at 6:50 pm

    It’s in fact very complicated in this full of activity life to listen news on TV, therefore I simply use world wide web for that purpose, and take the most recent information.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *