Hanging out in a parking lot forging credit cards and using/selling drugs can be very exhausting. I suppose that’s why our Brilliant Criminal couple where found sleeping in their car slash motel room in the parking lot of the local Hobby Lobby. Deputies found the couple making credit cards using stolen information, not to mention finding methamphetamine, heroin, needles, and plastic baggies that are commonly used to transport and sell narcotics. You would think that with such a burgeoning felonious business that our dynamic love duo could afford a nice hotel or at least a shoddy dive to call home.
Not surprisingly, as soon as the deputies showed up both suspects developed a medical condition, which I would suspect was somehow drug related, but then again when it comes to Brilliant Criminals I am very pessimistic! Our crime wave of two where transported to the hospital, then to the jail for booking.
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